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CAROLE DOES THE OLD MASTERS

No, you smutty-minded little philistines, this part of the blog has nothing to do with dirty stories about me bonking geriatric doms. Precisely because your minds are in the gutters all the time, I thought I’d try to penetrate your tightly-sealed sensitivity with a huge meaty dose of art. If I have to hammer against that puckered entry to your artistic side, then so be it – I’ll just keep pounding and pounding and pounding away until it gives way and a massive fat awareness to all that is fine and poetic in life slides deep into that most hidden part of you. Okay, fine-art luvvers, open up for your first salty taste of art, Carole-style…

MY CHATTERING VAGE

My real-life one is silent,
She utters not a peep,
But my SL one never shuts up,
Until you give her a good old *beep*

My SL one's demanding,
She talks so nasty and cheap,
It’s embarrassing to go out with her,
She keeps asking for a long, slow *beep*

She has no sense of decorum,
I’m quite worn out by her upkeep,
She’s truly quite insatiable,
Can’t get enough *beep* *beep* *beep*

ODE TO A CYBER SCUMBAG

Oh, pixelated porker!
I loved thee from the start,
Onto the bed by Stroker,
I shot like a big fat dart.

Oh, pixelated fornicator!
I thought thee a work of art.
Thou said thou were a dominator,
So I acted like thy tart.

Oh, pixelated cheating rutter!
I gave thee my bleeding heart!
But thou (pose)balled a thousand slutters
And thou didn’t give a bleedin' fart!

SL HAIKU

My love,
I saw you.
A flower among
weeds.
A rose among
wild
flowers.
A real woman among
men
dressed as women.
You sent me
a photo
of
your minge.
My love,
oh, my love.
Click
the pink ball
and I’ll show you how much
I love you.
Do you take it up the
bum?

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