PERSONAL ADS

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BRUTAL VICIOUS SADIST DOM for subby pain-slut. Will be utterly obedient, loyal and willing to serve in any way. Will submit to beating, clamping, waxing, whipping, plugging, stamping, slapping, pinching, hair-pulling, racking, stuffing, gagging, choking, burning, nose-pinching, pumping, enemas, forced immobility, caging, cutting, needle-play and torture in general. Reply only if sincere and willing to build a deep, meaningful and loving relationship. Send IM to Dolor Babii

I KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE Sweet, romantic 36 M looking for his other half. When I find you I will be willing to take it to RL. I will love and cherish you forever. Marriage definitely the goal. You will be loving, caring, sweet-natured, faithful, kind and have absolutely massive knockers (SL and RL). IM to Jugluvver Deckard.

ROMANCE Bored unemployed compulsive eater now permanently wedged into chair at pc desk seeks love of her life for constant 24/7 SL romance. IM please to Skinnybitch Kanto

KINKY M SEEKS KINKY F for in-world fun. Are u a latex fetish teddy bear hypno-slave into being done by cross-dressing heavily-pierced robotised Dalmatian Doms? Contact Dirtydawg Dalek. No weirdos.

SOCIOPATH hates interaction of any sort (chat, voice), incapable of interpersonal relationships, looking for gf who will follow him around SL in stony silence. IM Justdonttalktome Aeon with blank message.

M CKS F 4 CSI RP + gr8t PB X - IM ShakespeareWordsworth

HAWT FUN-LOVING CAREFREE PARTY BABE (unemployed divorced mother of 7 in RL) looking urgently for SL/RL romance. Looks unimportant. Age unimportant. Hair gone? Saves on shampoo. No teeth? I’m well used to cooking baby food. Missing bits? No biggy. Can’t get it up? Don’t worry about it. Don’t fancy sex much myself either since the fifth kid. Very slight preference given to RL doctors and MDs of multinationals. Oh. And Texan oil tycoons. Did I mention it was urgent? IM me – name’s  NorepinephrineDopamine Xenga

LOOKING FOR LOVE Anybody know Love Seesaw? If you do, can you contact MrRomance Fullmoon? Did her at Slags For Stags last Fri and forgot to friend her. Name doesn’t show up in search so was wondering if anybody knows her. Would really like to do her again. Great ride!!

LAV - Ai luk fur lav at SL to. Thes gud yes? Yoo end me maik cunverseyshon meibe teik to RL end speek on fone. Ai iz Vrreezbooshyayayaknovitch Ah

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PRIM CAT Ginger with red collar. Responds to the name of //123petname*Marbles*//.  IM pls to LibrarianLady Resident

PRIM BOOBS Lost them at Milky Way Moo Moo Club on Wed. Was rezzing them on ground to edit nips when pc packed up. Now are gone. If you found them (size 50 triple-D Juggernaut Jugs brand) please return them asap as bf says he will chuck me if I don’t have them on. IM Blubbalubbawubbalubba Voom.

SL HUSBAND Last seen at Shaggalot Swingers Club in company of cheap and nasty-looking tart called Open247 Trumbo last Saturday. Lying scum of a husband’s called Hubert Lane. Dark brown hair and blue eyes. Nice-looking (I did his shape and bought the bastard a decent skin), mid-twenties (but he’s 65 in RL and I doubt he told the slag that so I’m just saying so she knows what she’s getting into). I think he’s unchecked me so he can spend time with that nasty fake blonde (omg you should see her hair - must be a freebie!) who didn’t even come to the club with a partner (who’d have her with that skin??) so I didn’t even get her husband in exchange for mine. Left them on poseballs (Inverted Backflip Double-Driver position) for 5 mins to make a cup of tea and when I came back both had gone! Both appeared offline! Since he’s too mean to open an alt account, I’m sure he’s sneaking about with me unchecked and has told skankypants to do the same so I can’t give her a piece of my mind – what a shithead! This isn’t the first time he’s done this since he talked me into joining the swingers scene so I know its not just his pc playing up. I reckon the horny cheating slug must have shagged half of SL by now and that’s why he’s hitting on ugly noobs. Anyway, if you see him, let me know, cuz he’s my babes and my whole universe and I’ll love him 4eva. IM Devoted Beerbaum